Once More With Dragon Ball

 

Yes, once more, a new stupid Dragon Ball page in on the web. Won't theses fans ever die?
What did we do this time? Well, because we are also Buffy fans, we re-writed the lyrics of the musical episode (BTVS, season 6, ep 7)!
It's quite needed that you are a DBZ and BTVS fan to understand or maybe like this page.

Originals lyrics (on the right) from BuffyWorld.com

You can download the original songs here.

Note: English is not my native language and you may find lots of errors in the text. If you see a weird word or a bizarre meaning, it's not a hidden message or high level poetry, it's just my lack of vocabulary. I'd love feedback, improvements proposals and better ideas.

The songs with grey background are still not re-written. If you want to write one, please do and send it to me! You will of course be fully credited.

Re-written songs already:

Going Through The Series

Gokuu

Every single fight
The same arrangement
Monster goes out, and fight
Still, we always train, and transform again
Nothing can beat us
Nothing affects us

I've been making half a thousand scenes
Just fighting no thinking
But I've liked that and that's cool
Kicking some big ass...
Nothing seems to penetrate my... head

I was always brave, and kind of stupid
Now I find I'm repeating
Another strong bad
Get a new SSJ -or a fusion dance.

South Park Character

Join the resistance!

Gokuu

The power enhance

Goten and Gohan

We were pretty well in DBZ
But in GT we sucks
The olds scenarios re-used
Like in the fillers

Goten

We're not even half the Saiyans we - well.

Gohan

Will we stay like this forever?
In youngs fans heads, on-ly followers?

Toriyama

How can Toei repay...

Gokuu

You traitor
We don't wanna be----
Sold like no one cares!
Scenarios are all.
Toei cannot write
We wanted you in it
'cause it didn't come out right
Fuck it----!

I've Got a Theory

(Some unknown guy told the Z-fighters a monster would appear somehow)

Bulma

I've got a theory
That it's a ro-bot
A Jinzouningen!
No, something isn't right there.

Gohan

I've got a theory
Some fan is drawing
And we're all stuck inside his lame crossover story

Gokuu

I've got a theory
We train just in case

Gokuu, Piccolo, Gohan

For a year or two
Even if we don't improve at all!

Yamucha

It could be Saiya!
Some evil Saiya!
Which is ridiculous 'cause Saiya they were destroyed and remaining are good and love the earth and peace like says Vash and I'll be over here.

Krillin

I've got a theory!
It could be hot girls!

(Silence. Dragonflies with dots move along.)

Tenshinhan

I've got a - -

Krilin (KameSennin nods and then dance behind)

Hot girls are sooo missing in this TV seri-es!
Marron real sucked and Bulma's no more arou-sing!
And what's with all the panties?
What do they think otakus are, some silk lovers?
Chichi!
Videl!
We need more breast shots!
(Kamesennin mimes the "paf-paf" with his hands)
...Or we'll all end gay.

Gokuu

I've got a theory we should train real fast - -

Piccolo and Gohan

While this they'd make tons of fillers like in the past.

Chaoz

I've got a theory --(someone kills him)

Vegeta

It doesn't matter...
What can't I face if I use my power?
What's in this place that I can't butcher?
End of the Earth?
We've all been there
The same old fights
Why should you care?

All

What can't we do if we get anger?
We'll transform new when comes the trigger
We have to try
We'll pay the price
Sure some will die

Shenron

Hey, you live twice! (Thinking: Thanks who?)

(Kamesennin sings behind dancing à la Jacky Choun)

All

What can't we beat if we give energy?

Kamesennin

Need more women...

All

To Gokuu while he makes the genki?

Kamesennin

Big tits and short skirts...

All

There's nothing we can't beat

Gokuu

...Except for Chichi.

Going Through The Motions

BUFFY

Every single night
The same arrangement
I go out and fight the fight
Still, I always feel the strange estrangement
Nothing here is real
Nothing here is right

I've been making shows of trading blows
Just hoping no one knows
That I've been going through the motions
Walking through the part
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart

I was always brave and kind of righteous
Now I find I'm wavering
Crawl out of your grave
You find this fight just doesn't mean a thing

VAMP

She ain't got that swing

BUFFY

Thanks for noticing

VAMPS AND GOAT GUY

She is pretty well with fiends from hell
But lately, we can tell
That she's just going through the motions
Facing it some how

GOAT GUY

She's not even half the girl she - ow.

BUFFY

Will I stay this way forever?
Sleepwalk through my life's endeavor?

"HANDSOME" GUY

How can I repay - -

BUFFY

Whatever.
I don't want to be
Going through the motions
Losing all my drive
I can't even see
If this is really me
And I just want to be
Alive!

I've Got a Theory

(The Scooby Gang tries to know why they have been singing for no reason)

GILES

I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn't right there.

WILLOW

I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

XANDER

I've got a theory
We should work this out

ANYA, GILES, WILLOW, AND XANDER

It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing all about?

XANDER

It could be witches!
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here.

ANYA

I've got a theory!
It could be bunnies!

(Silence. Crickets chirping.)

TARA

I've got a - -

ANYA (belting)

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
(Pyrotechnics.)
...Or maybe midgets.

WILLOW

I've got a theory we should work this fast - -

WILLOW AND GILES

Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

TARA

I've got a theory - -

BUFFY

It doesn't matter...
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

BUFFY, ANYA, GILES, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

BUFFY

Hey, I've died twice.

(Giles lyrics are echoing the others' lyrics.)

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

What can't we face if we're together?

GILES

What can't we face?

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

What's in this place we can't weather?

GILES

If we're together...

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

There's nothing we can't face

ANYA

...Except for bunnies.

I Am Under Such Pain

Little Gohan

(Background: desert)
I lived my life just the norm
Never the moon I have seen
It didn't seem so sad, mom
I figured I'd be scientist
Now I'm bathed in pain
All this just is so vain

I'm lost in desert
How bad can it be
Some green guy abducted me!
I'm crying in my heart
How could dad left me
Pass away so easily

(Background: Nameksei)
I saw a world ravaged
'xterminators in the air
I always took for granted
My hidden force would be there
But when this Freezer come
Stronger than any I've known!

I'm under such pain
Nothing I can do
You just beat me with kung-fu
You're sadistic like hell
You shouldn't do that
It makes it comes, you know what?
My hid-den power!

Saber-Toothed Tiger and Gohan's Dinosaur friend

Ahhhh, ahhh, ahhh. (etc...)

Gohan

(Facing Cell)
You can attack me
My force will stay in me!
I'm under such pain
But I won't let go
That violence I won't allow
I'd break the Earth like hell
Striking you madly
I would just kill all the trees
You'd make me... berserk!
You'd make me berserk
You'd make me berserk
You'd make me...

I Am Under Your Spell

TARA

 
I lived my life in shadow
Never the sun on my face
It didn't seem so sad, though
I figured that was my place
Now I'm bathed in light
Something just isn't right

I'm under your spell
How else could it be
Anyone would notice me?
It's magic, I can tell
How you've set me free
Brought me out so easily

 
I saw a world enchanted
Spirits and charms in the air
I always took for granted
I was the only one there
But your power's shone
Brighter than any I've known.

I'm under your spell
Nothing I can do
You just took my soul with you
You worked your charms so well
Finally, I knew
Everything I dreamed was true
You make... me believe!

GIRLS

Ahhhh, ahhh, ahhh. (etc...)

TARA

 
The moon to the tide
I can feel you inside
I'm under your spell
Surging like the sea
Drawn to you so helplessly
I break with every swell
Lost in ecstasy
Spread beneath my willow tree
You make me complete!
You make me complete
You make me complete
You make me...

I’ll Never Lose

Gokuu (Speaking, facing Vegeta)

Well, I can turn into SSJ5 from DBAF, I've almost mastered that...

Vegeta

This is the Saiyan that I fight all the time
Isn't he lame?
My claim to fame was to kill, genocide
Powers were mine!

But I'm out of Freeza's
The name I made, I'll trade for Capsule Corp
The only trouble is - -
That fucking Saiyan!!

Gokuu

He is the prince
He's such powerful guy
Such evil and proud
Strike on my head 'till I'm dead needs no aid- -
Surely from behind!!

I'll never let him win
The train I've made I can beat him
There's just one thing that - -
Well. I forgive all.

Gokuu and Vegeta

Cause he is a Saiyan.

Vegeta

He loves

Gokuu

He murders

Vegeta

He helps people we don't ask!

Gokuu

He worked for a tyran who was worse than him

Vegeta

I fail; he succeeds

Gokuu

He doesn't know what "thanks" is

Vegeta

He get SSJ before me and all others too!!!

Gokuu and Vegeta

The fights gets kind of scary

Gokuu

Like, he fights, just for the killing

Vegeta

Like, he thinks, murder's not nothing

Gokuu

Like, in hell, his victims crying

Gokuu and Vegeta

And it's a good reason
So, let's dual, to the death!

Vegeta

When things get rough, he
Just brag his morality!
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause I know his sex life.

Gokuu

He swears
He's violent
He's also really greedy
He nev - -

Vegeta

He only got one girl!

Gokuu

This is my verse, hello?
He - -

Vegeta (Spoken, powering-up)

Hey, look at me! I'm turning SSJ3!

Gokuu and Vegeta

You know

Gokuu

You're quite the fucker

Vegeta

You killed my honor

Gokuu

You're the last of real Saiyan-Jins
With your skills and your old thinking
And your firm, yet supple - -
Fist of death!

Vegeta

He's lame

Gokuu

He's lamer

Vegeta

He'll always be my failure

Gokuu

That's why I'll always tell him to be nicer

Vegeta

I've read this tale
About a Super Saiyan-Jin
I knew it could be only me but what the fuck?

Gokuu and Vegeta

I've lied
I've said he's a friend
I've tried
But my blood keeps asking fights

Gokuu

Is he looking for a bath of blood?

Vegeta

Will I lose strengh when I've gotten old?

Gokuu

Will our lives become too boring if we don't keep all the battling?

Vegeta

Will I get so worn and weakly that I look like this green Kami?

Gokuu

Am I too nice?

Vegeta

Am I freakin'?

Gokuu

Am I turning a demon good?

Gokuu and Vegeta

We can really improve our skills in fighting together!

So, that's sure, I'll never lose!
I swear, that I'll never lose

Gokuu

My fists are good

Vegeta

I'll strike the first

Gokuu

Ready to fight
Move on the ring

Gokuu and Vegeta

You'll never
win!

I’ll Never Tell

XANDER (Speaking)

Well, I can do an omelet, I've almost got that...

ANYA

This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!

But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.

XANDER

She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
Embrace! Tight embrace!

I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.

ANYA AND XANDER

Cause there's nothing to tell.

ANYA

He snores

XANDER

She wheezes

ANYA

Say "housework" and he freezes

XANDER

She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

ANYA

I talk; he breezes

XANDER

She doesn't know what "please" is

ANYA

His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

ANYA AND XANDER

The vibe gets kind of scary

XANDER

Like, she thinks I'm ordinary

ANYA

Like, it's all just temporary

XANDER

Like, her toes are kind of hairy

ANYA AND XANDER

But it's all very well
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!

ANYA

When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know.

XANDER

She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev - -

ANYA

His eyes are beady!

XANDER

This is my verse, hello?
She - -

ANYA (Spoken)

Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

ANYA AND XANDER

You know

XANDER

You're quite the charmer

ANYA

My knight in armor

XANDER

You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple - -
Tight embrace!

ANYA

He's swell

XANDER

She's sweller

ANYA

He'll always be my feller

XANDER

That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

ANYA

I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

ANYA AND XANDER

I've lied
I've said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell

XANDER

Is she looking for a pot of gold

ANYA

Will I look good when I've gotten old?

XANDER

Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?

ANYA

Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

XANDER

Am I crazy?

ANYA

Am I dreamin'?

XANDER

Am I marrying a demon?

ANYA AND XANDER

We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!

So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell

XANDER

My lips are sealed

ANYA

I take the Fifth

XANDER

Nothing to see
Move it along

ANYA AND XANDER

I'll never
Tell!

No killing

Gero


Give that remote back!
I'm asking you, please, no
It isn't right, it isn't fair!
I made you I am your maker
You must fight for me out there


Why can't you let me go?
Fight Gokuu he is over there
He is stronger he changed his hair
Hey, no #16 will stay here!

No Parking

LADY


Put that pad away...
I'm asking you, please, no
It isn't right, it isn't fair!
There was no parking anywhere
I think that hydrant wasn't there


Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl don't you care?
Hey, I'm not wearing underwear.

Rest In Peace

Piccolo played by James Masters in DB Evolution

I died
By playing in this film...
But why did I do this
(Sorry no time no ideas to go on)

Rest In Peace

SPIKE, played by James Masters

I died
So many years ago
But you can make me feel
...

Dubbing Song

AB prod guy

Come on then, Dub!

Dubber

La boule de cristal du vaisseau spatial peut faire revivre toutes les personnes à qui l'on décide de redonner la vie!
Il faut que tu essayes d'utiliser l'énergiiiie! Même si tu n'le tue pas, la puissance que tu réussiras à produire devrait être suffisante pour nous protéger!

Viewer

What the fuck does he says?

Dubber

Pulvérisation par la lumièèèèèère!!!!

Henchman Song

SPIKE

Come on then, Sing

HENCHMAN

My master has the slayers sister hostige at the bronze, because she summoned him, and at midnight he is going to take her to the underworld to be his queen.

GILES

What does he want?

HENCHMAN

Her.